“Oh.' I shot upright. 'I was in Mongolia.'Note to self: learn to be a less extreme liar.”
“Note to self: Rachel Morgan is a totally awesome liar.”
“I took notes on the people around me, in my town, in my family, in my memory. I took notes on my own state of mind, my grandiosity, the low self-esteem. I wrote down the funny stuff I overheard. I learned to be like a ship's rat, veined ears trembling, and I learned to scribble it all down.”
“If you show this devious little liar one atom's worth of compassion I will have you shot.”
“I gave him a smile. I was aiming for sweet, but he turned a shade paler and scooted a bit farther from me. Note to self: work more on sweet and less on psycho-killer.”
“I apologise for my friend's rudeness, he just learned how to to walk upright last year.”