“The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice creamand chick flicks—not stun guns and bulletproof vests.”
“Love is more powerful than any gun. Still, I’d recommend wearing a bulletproof vest.”
“The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.”
“If you've got to my age, you've probably had your heart broken many times. So it's not that difficult to unpack a bit of grief from some little corner of your heart and cry over it. ”
“Apparently, I'm a senstive guy. You didn't notice that about me right away?" He moved closer, carefully, slowly encroaching on her space. "I cry at chick flicks and weddings.”
“Wow, you must be in love if you are willing to sacrifice your manhood for the ultimate chick flick.”