“The moral of this story is not everything that's slick is non-stick, and not everything non-stick is slick.”

“My advice: write down everything you eat. It's amazing what that "self honesty" can do for you. (Do you really want to have to confess that doughnut? I thought not.) ”

“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.”

“We are fat and sick and dying because we have handed a basic, fundamental and intimate function of life over to corporations. We choose to value our nourishment so little that we entrust it to strangers. This is insanity. Feed yourselves. Feed your loved ones. And for God's sake feed your children.”

“Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.”

“Oh well, maybe the only beauty left in cities is in the oil slicks on the road and maybe there isn't any beauty left in the people who live in these places.”

“There you go...let it all slide out. Unhappiness can't stick in a person's soul when it's slick with tears.”