“The paint was glossy, the car was clean, and we had a full tank of gas to us. The future was up to me, for now.”
“I traded in my car with no gas in the tank and my new car came with a full tank. So I at least profited there. That makes me appreciate my depreciation more.”
“My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to stop the car before I pump.”
“Elwood- "It's a 106 miles to Chicago,We got a full tank o' gas,half a pack of cigarettes,it's dark,and we're wearing sunglasses."Jake- "Hit it.”
“I wired my gas pedal to my stereo, so now when I crank up the volume the car accelerates.”
“An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not getting chased by flying purple pyromaniac gorillas hurling incendiary poo!”