“As far as creeps go,Cade's reached the pinnacle.”

“Just make sure you're gone by the time we get to Miles's. It creeps me out to see you sitting in his lap without his permission.”

“Sometimes destiny lies just outside of our reach. ”

“Miracles do occur, and it's never too late to turn your life around and reach for something better.”

“But I've strayed so far from normal now, I'll never find my way back. And the truth is, I no longer want to.”

“I'm after something far more esoteric than a virginal shag. Though, if you'd like, darlin', I'm certainly up for the task.”

“As far as history and science are concerned, I'm pretty sure I can wing it. Turns out I learned more in Internet school than I realized. Either that or my new school is completely pathetic.”