“Because that was some mega tense awkwardness, a real 'Hello my name is Ever and I'll be your next stalker' kind of moment...”
“Fundamentalists offer us a "loving" God who is some kind of divine stalker.”
“No, I haven't heard that, but I'll keep it in mind. Thanks for the proverbial insight, my stalker friend.”
“Hello, my name is Sveinung Mikkelsen.”
“I’m Jammer.”“What kind of name is that?” It sounded ridiculous“It’s the name you’ll be calling out the next time you’re holding a shower head between your legs and wishing it was my mouth.”
“Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!”