“Ever, if I’ve learned nothing else in my six hundred years of living, it’s that people hate change almost as much as they hate for their beliefs to be challenged.”

“Six hundred years is an awfully long time, Ever. So long it's impossible for either of us to imagine. Though it is more than enough time to rack up a few dirty skeletons for the old metaphorical closet, right?”

“Hating requires caring. In which case, I couldn't possibly hate you.”

“Four hundred years of losing out on the girl of my dreams isn't sitting very well with me these days.”

“Elephants? Really? My God, what does he see in you? Certainly not your intellect or wit, since we’ve yet to see any evidence it exists. And your idea of a love scene? So Disney, so Family Channel, so dreadfully boring. Really, Ever, may I remind you that Damen’s been around for hundreds of years, including the free-love sixties?”

“True character is revealedby the way people react to the bigger challenges in life.”

“Have I ever told you how much I love you, Ever? Have I? Ever, Ever?”