“Rules should always be bent, if not broken. It's the only way to have any fun.”
“You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.”
“People are rarely diabolic or bent enthusiastically on evil. As a rule, they are only weak; they cannot resist temptation and thus give way to their evil drives.”
“Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.”
“He [The Bent One] has left you this way because a bent hnau can do more evil than a broken one.”
“(Love is the puzzle that) can’t be solved. Catlike, it follows no rules but its own, and only it knows what they are. Also it can change the rules any time it wants, in any way it wants, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.”