“Cross a small dog with a pig and you have a pug.”
“A dog looks up to you, a cat looks down on you, but a pig looks you straight in the eye.”
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
“Pugs Not Drugs”
“CHUBBY PUGS ARE VERY CUTE. CHUBBYCHUBBYCHUBBY”
“Cross-country skiing is fine as long as you live in a small country.”