“Remember, this is important: Never trust that you will be saved by anyone.”
“To me, the most important rules in life are:1. Never trust people you love.2. Never trust people you don't love.3. Never trust people at all.”
“Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan. Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach. And NEVER ever, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!”
“Never trust anyone who uses the word party as a verb but never trust anyone who would rather be grammatically correct than to party.”
“You can never trust anyone once you've had to trap them in a cage.”
“I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust anyone who tells you how people come to trust him”