“Chase is playing escort this morning. He gets cranky if we keep him waiting too long.""We wouldn't want the man with the Taser to get cranky.”
“And cranky old Jacques Derrida notwithstanding, we do love our dichotomies.”
“Akri done left his Simi on his arm for far too long. She done got tired and cranky. (Simi)”
“As to the charge that I am a cranky old man, I plead guilty.”
“Now his children are getting old too, like him, and they have children and nobody wants the old man any more and they are waiting for him to die. But he don't want to die. He wants to keep on living even though he's so old and there's nothing to be happy about any more.”
“You should see the murderous stares I get on the street. Though I think that has less to do with seeing a man carrying a purse and more to do with paisley. Paisley makes everyone cranky.”