“Of course I won't go alone. I shall take my maid." "No," Sebastian said. "You will take me.”

“I'm actually a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit maid cafes. Of course, I also collect maid figurines. I play games which feature female maids and it turns me on so much. Then I'll wear the maid uniforms and jump in joy. I'll take my leave now.”

“I sighed. "And what am I to you, Al?""My maid," he said brightly. "Shall we do this?”

“I warn you, if you bore me, I shall take my revenge.”

“Take my love for granted," he said, "and I shall do the same for you.”

“Will you stay no longer? nor will you not that I go with you? Sebastian: By your patience, no. My stars shine darkly over me; the malignancy of my fate might, perhaps, distemper yours; therefore I shall crave of you your leave that I may bear my evils alone. It were a bad recompense for your love to lay any of them on you.”