“ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.”

“Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.”

“HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.”

“Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are not as they ought to be.”

“Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.”

“Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man — who has no gills.”

“HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There arefour kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, andpraiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slainwhether he fell by one kind or another -- the classification is foradvantage of the lawyers.”