“Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.”

“Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.”

“Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.”

“Mammon, n. The god of the world's leading religion. His chief temple is in the city of New York”

“Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.”

“Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.”

“FIDELITY, n. A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.”