“Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.”

“Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.”

“Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable.Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.”

“Debt is an ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver. ”

“Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.”

“Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.”

“DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.”