“DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.”
“Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.”
“Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.”
“Impiety, n. Your irreverence toward my deity.”
“Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.”
“Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.”
“Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue”