“HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There arefour kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, andpraiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slainwhether he fell by one kind or another -- the classification is foradvantage of the lawyers.”
“Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.”
“Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.”
“Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.”
“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”
“Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.”
“ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.”