“Humanity, n. The human race, collectively, exclusive of the anthropoid poets.”

“Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.”

“HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.”

“HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There arefour kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, andpraiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slainwhether he fell by one kind or another -- the classification is foradvantage of the lawyers.”

“Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.”

“Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.”

“DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.”