“Impiety, n. Your irreverence toward my deity.”

“Redemption, n. Deliverance of sinners from the penalty of their sin through their murder of the deity against whom they sinned. The doctrine of Redemption is the fundamental mystery of our holy religions, and whoso believeth in it shall not perish, but have everlasting life in which to try to understand it.”

“Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.”

“Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.”

“DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.”

“Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.”

“Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.”