“Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.”
“If you did not in your own mind distinguish between useful and erroneous information, then you were not learning at all, you were merely replacing ignorance with false belief, which was no improvement.”
“Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.”
“He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong.”
“Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.”
“Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.”