“Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.”
“LOTTERY TICKET: a voluntary tax paid by people who are extremely bad at math.”
“I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged.”
“People who buy lottery tickets are not people who are going to send their kids to college.”
“100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math.”
“People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.”