“Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.”
“Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.”
“Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.”
“Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.”
“DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.”
“Impiety, n. Your irreverence toward my deity.”