“Redemption, n. Deliverance of sinners from the penalty of their sin through their murder of the deity against whom they sinned. The doctrine of Redemption is the fundamental mystery of our holy religions, and whoso believeth in it shall not perish, but have everlasting life in which to try to understand it.”

“Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.”

“Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.”

“Impiety, n. Your irreverence toward my deity.”

“acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.”

“Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.”

“Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.”