“TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.”
“Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.”
“Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.”
“Self-evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else.”
“The problem with learning the truth about things is that you lose the confidence that comes from being dumb.”
“Ahenny (adj.) - The way people stand when examining other people's bookshelves.”