“Good thing about hanging out with a pregnant woman: designated driver by default.”
“aesthetic isn't simply about good design for good design's sake.”
“By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!”
“The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. ”
“Well, if someone is a bad driver and all the other drivers around them are good drivers, then they are safe because all the good drivers will dodge the bad driver so that there is no car crash. But if there is another bad driver, then there can be a crash.”
“No, there's one thing the Bible makes clear: The biblical God is a sloppy manufacturer. He's not good at design, he's not good at execution. He'd be out of business.”