“‎''If I have to choose between love and nice hamburger, I allways go for hamburger. Shit happens faster in that case.”

“‎''Generally, the rain is the thing which makes everything in my life nicer than it is. Love, sleep, long walks with beloved... I’m just wondering, why it’s not raining anytime when I have dinner with my mother… ”

“Person who loves you is never the same person who you love. That’s the reason why love is always sad feeling.”

“If you approach to your mind like an ocean, you'll never get any place better for vacation.”

“On considering adultery - Why go out for hamburger when I can have steak at home?”

“I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have steak at home. Why should I go out for hamburger?”

“Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with a hamburger.”