“That's racist. you maple sucking moose loving midget!”
“You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.”
“That's bad luck: three on a midget.”
“The book “Little Women,” what, is that about midgets? I freaking love midgets.”
“Wilf: God bless the cactuses! The Doctor: That's cactI. Alien: And that's racist!”
“Anyone can shoot a moose that's just standing there. If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall.”