“I have always thought that Heaven invented all the problems, and Hell the solutions.”
“Explanations exist; they have existed for all time; there is always a well-known solution to every human problem—neat, plausible, and wrong.”
“And when he invented his hell, that was his heaven on earth.”
“We can throw all the money we want at the gates of hell, not going to make a dent. The solutions to all of our problems can be found through prayer.”
“Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.”
“Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution.”