“Unlike Western parents, reminding my child of Lord Voldemort didn't bother me.”

“I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.”

“I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited toschool for Career Day.”

“I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn't do what I wanted, I'd kill him.”

“Right. Like I have any plans of hanging out with Vampire Boy ever again. Schedule it in right after my lunch date with Lord Voldemort.”

“Yes they are my parents but unlike those who haven't been adopted, I also have another set of parents. I know my adoptive parents love me and I love them, but I have a different connection with them than I would experience if I had been raised in my birth home. I still need to know who my birth parents are.”