“Why don't you just order the fucking cheesecake?”

“There was a time Jeff and Helen loved each other and touched each other's hands and ate breakfast in cafes together and secretly fucked in public, the way people in like do. Then came a time they made each other crazy and beat their hands on steering wheels and tore up love letters and photographs and said goodbye.”

“If wishes were held on the skin and swiped by raindrops, then emotions were freeloading off the cells that made up their space. The only offering these cells ever entertained was truth, painful and raw.”

“Some issues are only huge if ignored.”

“Mismatches destroy us all, even the most tender ones, and most never have the courage to break someone else's heart to follow their own.”

“You got a faggoty boyfriend yet?”“Got a hope for one.”“Just don’t do no ass-fucking while I’m there.”

“Why do you have to use me to show off? If you want to show off, then why don't you learn to play chess."- Ch. 5”