“Everyone knows he's crazier than a shaved mule in a toboggan race.”
“They be crazier than we are.”
“We didn't have time to go tobogganing, because we didn't have the toboggan.”
“Crazier than a bag full of crazy?”
“That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!”
“I've always thought I could use my brain and my heart to jockey everyone around to the good. But life is not jockeyable. When you try, you make people infinitely crazier than they already were, including or especially yourself.”