“It you taste nice I may bite!”

“I Don't sparkle ........I Bite !!!”

“Yes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for dinner ! But you can bite him on the first date at no cost that is quite normal”

“If people don't wish to be eaten then they shouldn't taste so nice”

“Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress...feet on the floor and your knees together girl...You are trying to catch a husband, not flies !”

“Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing”

“You may be right in believing that if you study hard, one day you might become fluent in English. But you will still look Chinese, and when people meet you, they’ll see a Chinese girl no matter how well you speak English. You’ll always be expected to know Chinese, and if you don’t, I’m afraid they will not respect you as much.”