“Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing”

“Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress...feet on the floor and your knees together girl...You are trying to catch a husband, not flies !”

“Yes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for dinner ! But you can bite him on the first date at no cost that is quite normal”

“It you taste nice I may bite!”

“I Don't sparkle ........I Bite !!!”

“If people don't wish to be eaten then they shouldn't taste so nice”

“But sometimes you want things just because you think you're supposed to. And sometimes it's the things you never even knew you wanted that give your life the most meaning.”