“If people don't wish to be eaten then they shouldn't taste so nice”

“It you taste nice I may bite!”

“I Don't sparkle ........I Bite !!!”

“Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress...feet on the floor and your knees together girl...You are trying to catch a husband, not flies !”

“Yes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for dinner ! But you can bite him on the first date at no cost that is quite normal”

“Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing”

“who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?”