“Death is only as strong as you believe it to be.”

“The worst kind of brokenness is the kind that you don’t know you have.”

“It doesn’t take objectivity to know what you want, and you’re not objective enough to know what you need.”

“It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”

“I don’t have to be logical. I’m a leopard. We’re considered wild animals, you know. (Spoken by Megan.)”

“I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.”

“Failure to shed tears is a failure to live life fully. And the one thing that life requires of us all is to live it. Never be embarrassed by your ability to be alive.”