“I don’t have to be logical. I’m a leopard. We’re considered wild animals, you know. (Spoken by Megan.)”

“The worst kind of brokenness is the kind that you don’t know you have.”

“It doesn’t take objectivity to know what you want, and you’re not objective enough to know what you need.”

“It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”

“I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.”

“Without stories, we’d have even more trouble recognizing what’s real.”

“Death is only as strong as you believe it to be.”