“If miracles were easy, the would be everywhere.”

“Miracles need people as much as people need miracles.”

“There are no miracles on Mondays.”

“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”

“I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.”

“Failure to shed tears is a failure to live life fully. And the one thing that life requires of us all is to live it. Never be embarrassed by your ability to be alive.”

“Choices are powerful things. In fact, they’re more powerful than most things.”