“It doesn’t take objectivity to know what you want, and you’re not objective enough to know what you need.”

“The worst kind of brokenness is the kind that you don’t know you have.”

“It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”

“I don’t have to be logical. I’m a leopard. We’re considered wild animals, you know. (Spoken by Megan.)”

“Miracles need people as much as people need miracles.”

“Death is only as strong as you believe it to be.”

“I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.”