“There are no miracles on Mondays.”
“Goodbye blue Monday.”
“Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?”
“It was a Monday and they walked on a tightrope to the sun.”
“Tomorrow is Monday so it must be the weekend”
“Depression doesn't wait till Monday.”