“I see the glass half full and thank God for what I have.”
“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”
“Half full or half empty, just be thankful if your glass has anything in it at all.”
“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”
“It's not a case of the glass being half full or half empty; more that we tipped a whole half-pint into an empty pint pot. I had to see how much was there, though, and now I know.”
“I'M NOT A PESSIMIST! I just see the glass half empty even when it's completely full....WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!”