“Sometimes the bigger the apartment, the harder it is to find room to put up an extra person for the night.”
“Sometimes you just have to be the bigger person”
“When you’ve taken all you can, walk away. Be the bigger person. Or at least find a bigger person.”
“If you take the cemeteries tour, remember that the bigger the crypt, the bigger the bastard. You need an extra leg-up to Heaven when the Devil has you by the ankle.”
“Tortoise, Tortoise get bigger, bigger. Come on Tortoise grow up, puff up, shoot up! Spring up, Blow up swell up! Gorge! Guzzle! Stuff! Gulp! Put on fat, Tortoise, Put on fat! get on, Get on! Gobble food!!”
“I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china.”