“The purest surrealist act is walking into a crowd with a loaded gun and firing into it randomly”
“You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it.”
“You could fire a machine gun randomly through the pages of Lord of the Rings and never hit any women.”
“My body is a carnivorous flower, a poisonous houseplant, a loaded gun with a million triggers and he's more than ready to fire.”
“A book is a loaded gun.”
“Four flips the gun in this hand, presses the barrel to Peter's forehead, and clicks a bullet into place. Peter freezes with his lips parted, the yawn dead in his mouth. "Wake. Up," Four snaps. "You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it.”