“Besides, tourists go out there all the time. The volcano can't be that dangerous.""I'm guessing the tourists aren't trying to steal a forbidden object out from under the noses of evil witches.""Not unless they've paid for the deluxe package".”
“Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going.”
“Why do we people in churches seem like cheerful, brainless tourists on a packaged tour of the Absolute?”
“I'm a fool, that I should simply trick the tourists like everyone else. after all, most of them will never come back. and what are tourists for but for tricking?”
“In any case, a little danger is a small price to pay for ridding a place of tourists.”
“The best evidence that time travel is impossible is the fact that we haven't been invaded by hordes of tourists from the future.”