“Nosferatu is the daddy of modern American sex.”
“Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.”
“In this age of one-night stands, virtual relationships and text sex, a wedding was a modern miracle.”
“Illicit sex, Marcus, drives at least half the decisions of the modern world, wouldn’t you agree?”
“The notion that a human being should be constantly happy is a uniquely modern, uniquely American, uniquely destructive idea.”
“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.”