“Yes, it would nice for this fifty year period, this cradle of all vampire short stories in the English language, to include a vampire tale by Edgar Allan Poe. But the sad answer is that Poe never penned a vampire story.”
“It was a story by Edgar Allan Poe""I didn't know the Teletubbies had first names ...”
“You remind me of Edgar Allan Poe's Dupin. I had no idea that such individuals did exist out of stories.”
“The modern story begun, one might say, with Edgar Allan Poe, which proceeds inexorably, like a machine destined to accomplish its mission with the maximum economy of means.”
“Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.”
“The raven of Edgar Allan Poe has a halo that he extinguishes from time to time("Spanish Generosity")”