“I don't believe in God. My God is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life.”

“These manly sentiments, in private life, make good citizens; in public life, the patriot and the hero.”

“I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.”

“There's a joke people tell in the Soviet Union: Mitterrand, Bush and Gorbachev have a meeting with God. Mitterrand says, 'My country faces many difficult problems-- lagging exports, Muslim minorities, European unification. How long will it be before France's problems are solved?' God says, 'Fifteen years.' Mitterrand begins to cry. 'I'm an old man,' says Mitterrand. 'I'll be dead by then. I'll never see France's problems solved.' Then Bush says, 'My country faces many difficult problems-- recession, crime, racial prejudice. How long will it be before America's problems are solved?' God says, 'Ten years.' Bush begins to cry. 'I'm an old man,' says Bush. 'I'll be out of office by then. I won't get any credit for solving America's problems.' Then Gorbachev says, 'My country faces many, many difficult problems. How long will it be before the Soviet Union's problems are solved?' God begins to cry.”

“It is easy to have love affairs than to solve math problems but it is easy to learn if you trust God”

“if you have some problem, don't ever say "God, i have a big problem, but instead”