“Christ, I'm in Hell and they wear uniforms.”

“There I lay, wearing dead people as armor against death.”

“If you’re going through hell, keep going[as stolen from Winston S. Churchill]”

“Coffin,why no lid? Too antiseptic for Hell, and could the roof of heaven really be made of gray metal?”

“When I answered that I did not pray, he sternly rebuked me. "You're in Hell. You'd better start".”

“What is it like to wear another person’s skin?”“I don’t have a good answer for that,” I said. “It hurts.”“Can you remember their stories? Can you feel the love that they felt?”

“Love isn't a steadfast dog at all; love is more like a pygmy mouse lemur. Yes, that's exactly what love is: a tiny, jittery primate with eyes that are permanently peeled open in fear. For those of you who cannot quite picture a pygmy mouse lemur, imagine a miniature Don Knotts or Steve Buscemi wearing a fur coat.”