“If you’re going through hell, keep going[as stolen from Winston S. Churchill]”

“That which abides the fire shall become clean. The water of separation shall purify. The Lord is a consuming fire. That which can't abide the fire shall go through water.”

“How deep was the grim sorter of the dark and the foul going to send me?”

“It doesn't matter how fast you move, if you never go anywhere.”

“Christ, I'm in Hell and they wear uniforms.”

“Coffin,why no lid? Too antiseptic for Hell, and could the roof of heaven really be made of gray metal?”

“When I answered that I did not pray, he sternly rebuked me. "You're in Hell. You'd better start".”