“She had what I'd call a lemming ass - that is, an ass that you would follow right over the edge of the cliff.”
“What had he called himself? A stupid, crazy, illogical, senseless, rampantly jealous ass. Damn right, he was a stupid ass. . . .Wait, that wasn’t the relevant part she should remember.”
“I've been called a smart ass many times and given the same response "I'd rather be known as a smart ass than a dumb ass”
“Look, I know this seems a little half-assed...' 'No, dude. I'd be thrilled if this plan were half-assed. This is, like, no-assed.' 'You're right. It's the most no-assed thing I've ever done in my life.”
“Would everyone stop saying arse!".... "I know, its called an ass, people. Ass”
“This cigarette tastes like ass," she said. I wasn't sure what ass tasted like, but she looked like she would know, so I was willing to take her word for it.”