“If your friends don't want your boyfriend, what's the point?”

“When you put something down that happened, people often don't believe it; whereas, you can make up anything, and people assume it must have happened to you.”

“If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes.”

“There's the smell of the devil's mischievousness, a pitchfork in your ass and sulfur in your mouth. The Bastard's there, all right, don't doubt it.”

“Don't be wasting your sympathy on me, kid. I did pretty damn well, I'll tell you what. You snag a woman like that, you don't ask what you did to deserve it. You just hope she never wises up and changes her mind.”

“Don't bring Hollywood; bring Christ. Don't bring power. Don't bring just your money. Bring love. Bring the kingdom.”

“If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.”